An Open Letter to Brad Pitt

January 31, 2012 § Leave a comment

Brad, I thought you were very cute in “Thelma and Louise”. I liked you in that vampire movie with Tom Cruise (but I was just a girl then) and I even tolerated the “Legends of the Fall” Hair because you were still so young and “new” to us all. I appreciated your relationship with Ms. Aniston, which seemed legit, and could not help but think it was just too much of a temptation with Angelina. And, you two do rather well together, so I guess it works. But I have to draw the line at the new bob you are sporting, coupled with those silly, silly glasses. Do you even need glasses? I know you need a haircut. And I know I am being a tad mean, but, you know, I had a bad day. And that haircut isn’t making it any better. And neither are those glasses.

Please fix it!


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